The Archfornicator of Canterbury

2 Unidentified flying object, Geosynchronous orbit

Meanwhile in orbit, twenty thousand kilometers above Bulimia, preparations for a historical encounter between Man and life from another planet were under way. Strictly speaking, first contact had actually been made quite some time ago, but this time everyone and their cat would not be able to escape the conclusion that life outside Earth did in fact exist.

The alien visitors could not, of course, know for sure that Earth had not been contacted by some other species. However, they were confident enough to hazard an educated guess given that the inhabitants of Earth were not exactly an intelligent lifeform.

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