The Archfornicator of Canterbury

50 Shroom time

The arrival of the alien donut had not escaped the attention of Hildegard von Wichsen and Judas Bobrichoff. They had waited for years for this to happen.

"I think the mushrooms are starting to work Hildegard."

"Yes I think so too. I just saw an alien spaceship land over there."

They both giggled. Judas got up and offered his hand to Hildegard.

"It's time to go and meet them."

"How wonderfully exciting."

They started walking towards the spaceship. Their gait was a bit wobbly, but somehow they managed to hold their course and navigate through the crowd. Intardo Musilicus was standing a few meters from the spaceship. Nobody had yet had the courage to approach him. Hildegard and Judas did.

"And who are you two then."

"I am Hildegard von Wichsen. This here is Judas Bobrichoff."

"At your service Sir."

"We are both devout members of the Church of the Latter Day Aliens."

"What's that then."

"Surely you must know. Being an alien yourself."

At this point Judas pulled Hildegard's sleeve and leaned to whisper in her ear.

"You know what Hildegard. For an alien he looks an awful lot like the Archbishop. Only a lot younger."

Hildegard and Judas erupted in uncontrollable laughter. They giggled and pointed their fingers at Musilicus. It took some time before they were again able to speak.

"We have done as it is written in the Holy Scriptures. We have taken the sacrament of the Holy Mushroom."

"Yes. We have shared the holy bounty of Mother Earth. We are ready to join you."

Intardo Musilicus was perplexed, to say the least. He didn't have a clear vision of what his role as an alien spokesman would entail, but he certainly hadn't anticipated having to deal with religious nuts who were also shroomheads.

The Archfornicator of Canterbury by Olli-Pekka Rinta-Koski
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