The Archfornicator of Canterbury

74 National media awakens

Ben Mousse-O'Leaney was busy practicing his putt when Jeb Peterson stormed in. The ball missed the plastic cup by almost two metres.

"Don't you ever knock."

"We have a lead Boss. It seems the aliens want to take humans with them to wherever it is that they come from to start a farm."

"What did you say just now."

"They want to breed humans."

"Where did you get this."

"The Ambassador is giving interviews. Had to wait in the queue for a long time. The boy got some good photos too."

"Great. I want the story on my desk in an hour."

"You got it Boss. What do you want to call it."

"I'll think of something. Now hit the typewriter and make me proud."

"Aye aye Boss."